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Exellent parenting ... FAIL [Jul. 10th, 2009|06:21 pm]
The parent is the blonde in the background with the black headphones. The baby is facing the opposite way from her and she hasn't checked the baby the entire time she was on the 6.



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Grinding gears [Jul. 9th, 2009|07:47 pm]
Ya know what grinds my gears? Today and yesterday I did a little browsing at the enclosed retail compound. It's time to trade in my kicks and get a new pair. As usual, I didn't see any shoes I liked because everything is geared for 16 year olds. I guess us older people don't wear shoes anymore.

Anyways, I stopped at Meyer and Frank (Macy's to the rest of y'all) and browsed the Adidas stuff for a few minutes. I found a pair of black Adidas shorts that are looong like I like and will look good with my Triple Threat jersey I got awhile back. One pair. Nothing else. The other shorts they had are the sag-variety. Ya know where ya have to sag 'em to make 'em come a little bit below your knees. I'm too old for that shit and I don't like doing it.

What really ground my gears is I looked at some Nike shorts and they were about the exact length that I wanted. I didn't get them because I grew up wearing Nike and I got sick of it. I've moved onto Adidas now.

How come Adidas won't make looong basketball shorts like Nike does? Nike is apparently making a killing doing so and you'd figure that the Adidas people would take notice and start making loooong basketball shorts too.

If anyone sees some kool looking Adidas shorts with a 12" inseam (I think?) PLEASE let me know!

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This is the exact mohawk I want! [Jul. 9th, 2009|05:37 pm]
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OMG! Someone is jacking the bus stop! [Jul. 9th, 2009|11:51 am]
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This is totally rad! [Jul. 9th, 2009|12:21 am]
I'm out in the middle of nowhere with my netbook (e-penis --- it's BLUE!) and my Blackberry 8900 and I'm randomly checking teh eljay and email.

This is the exact reason why I have the mobile equipment I have. I don't like being tethered to a desk to use a computer. Now I can go *anywhere* where I can get cell coverage and have teh internets.

After all, the Internets is serious business

I'd also like to thank [info]dennisthetiger for making the connectivity possible!

My USB keyboard light will be in in a few days so I won't have to use my Mag-Lite to see the keyboard with anymore. Now all I need to find is a polarized glare screen for it and I'll be set.
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Awesome '53 GMC Panel Wagon [Jul. 7th, 2009|07:02 pm]
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A gorgeous '56 Bel Air in St. Johns [Jul. 7th, 2009|06:20 pm]
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If I could wish for . . . [Jul. 2nd, 2009|03:26 pm]
[Mood: | thoughtful]

If I had one wish, here's what I'd want.

I would love to be able to suntan without getting sunburnt.

If I had 3 wishes,

1. Be able to suntan without getting sunburnt.
2. Have a skinnish semi-muscular body with no body hair and and to be able to eat without gaining weight.
3. Have the eyesight of an eagle.

Now, where's that infamous crossroads where I can strike up a deal with Legbur?

the first one will never happen. The second one might happen with a lot of plastic surgery, and the third one? Not a snowball's chance in hell.
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I scammed TMobily today and it felt gooood! [Jun. 30th, 2009|05:40 pm]
[Mood: | bouncy]

So check this out. Last week sometime I saw a post in [info]damnportlanders about TMobile and contracts and whatnot and it got me to thinking, "Hey, my contract is coming up for renewal soon, lemme see what I can get out of it."

So today I called TMobily and asked the (foreign sounding) lady who answered when does my contract expired. She wanted to know why I was looking for such information and I told her that another provider has come to me and offering me a great deal on service and a new Blackberry for an amazingly low price of $150. The foreign sounding lady said that they could meet and beat that deal and that she was going to transfer me to someone else to discuss it. The 8320 is about a $300 phone new and that was what I was interested in getting, at first.

She transferred me to the customer retention department where I spole with Teresa. She mostly repeated what I told the first lady and said that she could get me a Blackberry 8320 for $75. She also told me that I had been "grandfathered in" for the Blackberry Data plan. Everyone else pays $29.95 a month for it and I only have to pay $19.95 a month. Sweet! We got to chit-chatting and she was trying to offer me various other plans including the 5 Favs that TMobily has and I said that I have more than five friends (but I neglected to mention the part that they were all on TMobily too). I said that I was interested in keeping my current plan (1000 anytime minutes, free nights/weekends, 400 texts, and TMobile to TMobile calls are free). The last part of my plan, the TMobile to TMobile thing normally costs $5.95 a month, but for the next year, I'm getting that part FREE!

After some more chit-chatting and talking about butt-dialing (yes, she said butt dialing XD) she mentioned that she had a Blackberry 8900. I've looked at one of these and I've checked the specs on it and it's a really good phone (at least I think so anyways). I asked her what kind of deal she could cut me on one of those and she said that she could get me one for $150. This is normally a $500 phone!

I had to go into another two-year contract with them which doesn't bother me one bit. She also told me that I'd also been a really good customer (I always pay my cell bill on time) and that I could get away with doing stuff like this.

Bottom line? Want a new phone? Call your carrier and ask them how much it would cost to break your contract or ask when your contract expires and they'll send you to customer retention and from there you can work out a good deal and get the latest and greatest phone for one hellova discounted price! This works for TMobile, but I'm not sure how other carriers will react.

Yay! Blackberry 8900 will be in my blue paws in a week!!!
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Windows Question [Jun. 29th, 2009|03:33 pm]
For those of you who know anything about Windows, let me ask you this. As you may know, I recently got an EEE-PC (e-penis). I also have a Blackberry. I have set my Blackberry up to act as a modem on my netbook so I can have Internets while I'm out in the middle of nowhere. That part works fine. No issues there.

My issue is this. When I plug into a LAN with a cable, my netbook still tries to use my Blackberry as it's only connection to the Internets. After it times out and finally gives up and decides to go with the LAN connection and I try to go to another site, it does the same thing again. Does anyone know how to prioritize which connection it should use when?

This is XP Home but I'm thinking of dumping XP Pro on it.
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People dropping dead like flies. [Jun. 28th, 2009|03:41 pm]
[Mood: | morose]

I see that the OxyClean guy died. I was thinking he was the one with the beard.

I got word today from my best friend back home right before I sat down to eat lunch. An old roommate of mine took his life yesterday. From the looks of it, it was a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head. He left behind a fiance and three young children. He also left behind an ex-wife as well. I told my friend to send everyone my best and to tell his dad that I said hello and I'm sorry for his loss. I really liked his dad, any time I'd see him, we'd always get along so great.

UUuuuugh.
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(no subject) [Jun. 26th, 2009|06:45 pm]
Poll #1421726 People and plushies
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

Do you think it's a good or a bad thing that a mature adult still sleeps with a plushie?

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Yeah, it's cool
17 (85.0%)

Nope, it's a bit childish
3 (15.0%)

Do you sleep with a plushie?

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Yep
12 (60.0%)

Nope
8 (40.0%)



Optional: Please explain your answers by leaving a comment.
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Ya thought I would of forgotten ... [Jun. 23rd, 2009|05:56 pm]
...but you're wrong!!!

OOOHHHHHH AAAAAAYYYYYYYYYCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!


Poll #1420261 It's that time of year again
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

Are you going to that con ?

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No
6 (50.0%)

Not no but HELL no!
1 (8.3%)

That con sucks donkey balls.
1 (8.3%)

Ab-so-fucking-not!
2 (16.7%)

EEEWWWW AAAAYYYCCCCEEEEE
0 (0.0%)

That dude's sex party post ... ICK! So no.
0 (0.0%)

I won't come within 100 miles of Shittsburg
1 (8.3%)

Never in a million fucking years
0 (0.0%)

None of my furfag friends are going so I'm not going
1 (8.3%)

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WoW Detox [Jun. 20th, 2009|09:29 pm]
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Weird Cravings [Jun. 20th, 2009|06:53 pm]
I swear I think I'm pregnant or have a parasite or something because I have been seriously craving and eating fried chicken lately. It's all I want.
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testing [Jun. 14th, 2009|10:47 pm]
This is a test of the blue fox broadcasting system. This is only a test.
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The smiley box arrived! [Jun. 6th, 2009|01:17 pm]
[Mood: | bouncy]

Yay!!!! I have an awesome lil blue Asus EEE PC with 2gb of memory and a 160gb hard drive! It's an Asus 1000HE and ir's BLUE!!!

One of the interesting things I've noticed so far is that the hard drive is broken down into two partitions. I guess Asus had a feeling that people do install linux on these things and the drive is already set up to go.

With this little bugger, I'm about as mobile as one can get!
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Wouldn't you like to know! [Jun. 6th, 2009|12:06 am]
1. You can ONLY answer 'Yes' or 'No'.

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone comments you and asks— and, believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems.

So ya wanna know what I've done? )
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I've been waiting for this! [Jun. 3rd, 2009|12:15 pm]
[Mood: | bouncy]

Today's the big day!!

I'll have my smiley box by June 10th!
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Yay Foxes UPDATE [Jun. 2nd, 2009|02:10 pm]
I emailed Moms today and she told me that Pops said that animal control knows about the foxes and the kits. Moms also told me that they're eating the geese around there too. I asked Moms if they were eating the eggs and she said they were eating th geese themselves! I thought to myself no big loss there. We could use them here to eat the seagulls and geese downtown on the waterfront.

She said there's five of 'em. Mama, Papa, and three kits.

I hope they leave 'em alone and let 'em migrate out of there on their own. They'll probably be gone in a few more weeks anyways.
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Yay foxes! [May. 26th, 2009|11:34 pm]
Today Moms sent me an email and said that under one of the buildings at FedEx, they had a fox give birth to kits. She didn't tell me how many, but she did send me a picture:



If I had a place, I'd get her to send me a pretty bwon male kitfox!

She also said that if maintenance finds them, they'll be ... well ... yeah. We're both hoping that it doesn't come to that point!

Keep yer paws crossed!
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New stuff is always awesome! [May. 23rd, 2009|02:14 am]
I've been looking into getting a new laptop because my old one is slowly dying. I've been looking at the EEE PC's and I think I've found the one I want. I've been looking at websites at reviews and stuff and the Asus EEE PC 1008HA looks the best. The next one down, the Asus EEE PC 1000HE is my second choice. There's not much difference between the two (the 1008HA is 1.66GHz and the 1000HE is 1.6GHz) which pretty much makes them almost identical machines. The 1008HA won't be released until 5/27 and the 1000HE is available now.

Specs on both machines.

I have one requirement: I gotta have a blue one. :)
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IBM Model M keyboard [May. 22nd, 2009|02:42 am]
Hey, does anyone out there in LJ land have an IBM Model M keyboard laying around collecting dust? It's the old clackety one that IBM first made when they started making the PC. The spacebar on the one I'm using now seems to be broken on the left side and it doesn't work. To get spaces, I have to hit the right side of the spacebar. I need to find a nutdriver so I can disassemble it and see if I can fix the problem. But having a spare (or two or three) is always nice. Besides, I <3 them! I need the ones with the PS2 connector, not the old AT style ports because I don't have adapters for those.

If you have one with the Windows keys on it (like the ones that came with the PS/2), that would be awesome too. I can pay for shipping.

Tnx!
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(no subject) [May. 20th, 2009|07:45 am]
Poll #1402884
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

Do you

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Read
4 (30.8%)

Skim
8 (61.5%)

Scroll
1 (7.7%)

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The funniest thing I've ever heard on Voyager [May. 19th, 2009|08:50 pm]
[Mood: | giggly]

Doctor, "I believe it's called 'parking'."
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Aunt Jemima vs Mrs. Buttersworth [May. 17th, 2009|08:06 am]
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Goddammit I'm getting sick of this! [May. 16th, 2009|11:48 pm]
Why in the hell do all the cute guys have to be complete imbeciles ??
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A meme I snitched from [info]sammysamoyed [May. 14th, 2009|04:23 am]
  1. Who are you?
  2. Are we friends?
  3. When and how did we meet?
  4. Would you kiss me?
  5. Give me a nickname and explain why.
  6. Describe me in 1 word.
  7. What was your first impression of me?
  8. Do you still think the same?
  9. What reminds you of me?
  10. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
  11. How well do you know me?
  12. Are you gonna put this in your journal and see what I say about you?
  13. Would you meet up with me?
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(no subject) [May. 9th, 2009|06:20 pm]
[Mood: | depressed]

I need something to cheer me up. I thought the nice weather would do it but it just ain't working.
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GGrrrrr!!!!!! [May. 9th, 2009|05:46 pm]
[Mood: | frustrated]

I wanna get pierced sooooo bad!
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Blackberry Bad News [May. 7th, 2009|04:57 pm]
I just recently acquired a Blackberry Curve 8310. Today I was reinstalling the OS on it and started resetting it back up. I went over to Youtube to see if I could stream video from their site and I cannot! I know it's something I'd rarely to never use, but damn it was nice when it worked!

Other than that, the phone is a pretty good phone! I'm still waiting on my sapphire blue housing with keyboard to come in so I can get it looking nice and tight!

Uuugh!
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Scavenger hunt [May. 3rd, 2009|01:54 pm]
Geez! How hard do you think it would be to find two phone books in this city? When you don't need one, they're all over the place but when you do, you can never find 'em!

I need two of the Dex Plus phone books because I use 'em as monitor stands so I don't hafta look down to use my monitors!

Anyone ... anyone ... Beuller ... Beuller...?
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Grandaddy's Yellow Lemon [May. 2nd, 2009|05:25 pm]
Another story about my Grandaddy that I want to put here is about a Volkswagen Squareback that he owned for awhile. I guess my Grandaddy really liked Volkswagens because when I was a kitfox, I remember that's what he drove. Before that, he had a Dodge Duster (like Al Bundy's). It was shit brown with white interior. I hated that car. I don't know why but I never liked it. Whenever I rode in it, I'd always sit real solemn and rarely would say a word.

Grandaddy got rid of that car back in '80 (if I remember correctly) and came home with a Yellow with black interior '81 Volkswagen Rabbit. I remember him having the car for a short while because I think it had elextrical issues. A while later, he came home with a silver one with red interior. I partially think he got one because my aunt and uncle had a gold one with a sunroof in it. At that time, I think Grandaddy was interested in keeping up with my aunt and uncle before we came along and him and Pops started farting around on this or that. I'll hafta tell ya the story about the time they painted my Mom's Vega and ended up painting everything in the garage including themselves red.

I remember Grandaddy and Pops went to Arkansas one time. At the time I didn't know for what until they came home with a '68 Volkswagen Squareback in tow. I remember it being yellow, a few shades below lemon yellow with brown interior. I also remember it had a blown engine in it.

I remember Pops and Grandaddy spending a few weeks out in the garage with the car trying to get it running. Pops had come across a B2 Bomber aircooled aircraft engine. The engine dropped into the car rather easily and bolted up to the transmission with no modifications (if I remember correctly). What took so long was them having to wire the engine into the cars electrical system. They spent about two weeks with a test light locating the right wires to go to the right sensors and stuff.

All that hard work paid off because I remember one summer afternoon they fired up the car. It ran like a rabbit (literally) and ran real well! Shortly afterwards all of us grandkids wanted to go for a ride. So he piled us all up in it and off we went! Grandaddy was hotdogging it around a little bit (me and my brother were the only two who understood what that was, the rest of my cousins are dumb shits, except for a few) and he was having a grand 'ol time. We headed home and him and Pops tinkered around with the little car and it was perfect mechanically. As usual, Grandaddy was tickled pink with the car.

I remember a few times that Moms, Granny, and a handful of us loaded up in it and went out to an outlet mall. This was before someone came up with the idea of the "enclosed retail compound" that everyone knows today. Me and my brother were in the very back licking on candy suckers that we had gotten. Because of the different engine (Volkswagens at the time the car was built came with a 1500cc single port engine with a generator and a 2 barrel carbeurator) we got really hot sitting in the back on top of it! We were both glad to get home to get off that hot engine compartment.

Grandaddy was going to use it to trailer his boat back and forth to the lake. The car obviously had plenty of power to pull his heavy boat and be able to back it up and down the boat ramp with no troubles. All the other fishermen on the lake would give him funny looks because they all drove pickup trucks and here comes this man with a lemon yellow Volkswagen Squareback dragging his fishing boat. They were amazed when he backed the car down the ramp and loaded up his boat and pulled back up the ramp with no trouble at all.

I remember one weekend we got a phone call from him at the lake. He wouldn't tell us what was wrong, he just said to come to the lake and get him. Me, brother and Pops loaded up in Pop's '71 GMC Sierra Grande (Pop's truck was Hulger Orange and White, not blue and white as pictured here. It was the only picture I could find), grabbed some tow chains and off to the lake we went to see what the problem was.

Oh man, lemme tell ya what we saw when we came around the corner heading towards the boat ramp. About 10-15 feet or so out in the water was Grandaddy's boat, trailer, and Squareback floating in the water! Yes, Volkswagens of the day will float provided there's no holes in the floorpans of the car. We couldn't help but laugh our asses off and when we got out of the truck laughing, Grandaddy had this stern "shut the hell up" look on his face. After we got our composure back, we asked him what happened. He said that after he backed down the ramp with his trailer and loaded up the boat on it, he slipped off the clutch because his shoes were wet and him, the car, and boat all rolled back down the ramp and floated out in the water.

We hooked to the car and pulled it up to the top of the boat ramp and pulled out into the parking lot. We secured the car to the truck better and all of us loaded up in the truck and started to head home. We got the car back to our house and Pops and Grandaddy started tinkering with it to get it to fire up again. After they dried off the points in the distributor and changed the oil, the engine fired off just fine. The next day, Grandaddy was back on the lake again.

As long as I live, I will never forget that sight! Grandaddy's yellow lemon floating out in the waters of Sardis Lake. It was a definite Kodak moment I can assure you of that. It wasn't long after that that we decided that Grandaddy needed a truck.

Can you guys tell that I've had a rather interesting childhood? :)
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Borrowed from [info]stevefoxx [May. 2nd, 2009|01:03 pm]
What bill do you hate paying the most?
--> I'd have to say rent becuase it eats up a good portion of my lardols.

Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
--> I'm not really big on the whole romance thing, partially because I'm probably no good at it.

What do you really want to be doing right now?
--> Out exploring and hiking an area that's new to me in the warm weather.

How many colleges did you attend?
--> One. Northwest Mississippi Community College.

Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
--> I'm not wearing one right now. If I was, it's probably the first one I see when I get dressed or whatever looks the cutest with my outfit. (uugh, am I that gay?)

What are your thoughts on gas prices?
--> Since I don't drive, gas prices really don't bother me. I do still keep an eye on them because I like to compare the difference between the cost of gas here and the cost of gas back home.

First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
--> I really don't have a constant time when I wake up. But on days that I have to get up early, I'm thinking about getting whatever it is I need to do and getting back home.

Last thought before going to sleep last night?
--> Where's Brown, my fox plush. I can't sleep without him.

Do you miss being a child?
--> Absolutely not. I had a pretty rough childhood and I'd like to do everything I can to forget it.

What errand/chore do you despise?
--> Cleaning up the kitchen after I've spent the last few hours there making a great meal for everyone. I cooked, y'all clean it up. :)

Get up early or sleep in?
--> Either. Depends on what I've got going on that day.

Have you found real love yet?
--> It is a word. What matters is the connection the word implies. I just haven't found the person whom to make that connection with personally. I have lots of love for all my friends, but that's a different kind of love.

Favorite lunch meat?
--> Roast beef.

What do you get every time you go into Wal-Mart?
--> Absolutely nothing unless it is absolutely necessary and I cannot find it elsewhere.

Beach or lake?
--> Lake. I can't spend much time on the beach because there's no shade and I tend to sunburn rather easily. Plus I like the calmness and serenity of lakes.

Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
--> Outdated? I don't think so. I just think it should be available to every person whether they be gay or straight.

Sopranos or Desperate Housewives?
--> Sopranos! Sometimes I do feel like Tony Soprano having to hash out everything for everyone else.

What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
--> No one really. I can't think of anyone right off the top of my head.

Have you ever crashed your vehicle?
--> Never having a vehicle, I'd have to say no. But I have been in a few fender benders with others.

Ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
--> Nope.

Ring tone?
--> I don't like all those musical ringers everyone has. My phone just rings. I have an old-skewl ringer ringtone and that's good enough for me.

Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
--> None that I can think of. Although I have brushed my teeth in many different states.

Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
--> I'd like to cruise the Pacific Coast Highway.

Do you go to church?
--> No. I don't care for religion because I've seen how bad it can dictate someone's life.

At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
--> I'd have to say a relationship. I'd like to find someone who has the same interests and hobbies as I do while bringing new interests and experiences into my life.

How old are you?
--> I don't know. I'd have to think about it for a minute. I know my birthdate, but I don't really know (or care) how old I am.

Do you have a go-to person?
--> I am that go-to person. I can just about solve any problem given enough time.

Are you where you want to be in life?
--> I'm in a city that I love with a lot of neat and interesting things and some wild and crazy stories.

Growing up, what were your favorite cartoons?
--> The Roadrunner and Wile. E. Coyote show. I also liked the Smurfs, He-Man (shut up!), Pixie and Dixie, Snagglepuss, Huckleberry Hound, Yogi Bear, and Tom and Jerry. Scooby Doo was good back in the day.

What about you do you think has changed the most?
--> Comparing myself now to what I was back then, I'd have to say my appearance for one, self-confidence, and my independance.

Looking back at high school were they the best years of your life?
--> Not no, but hell no! If I would of went to high school in some other part of the country, then it might of been a memorable and good experience for me.

Are there times you still feel like a kid?
--> All the time. I'm extremely curious, I like to touch everything, and I like to know how stuff works.

Did you ever own troll dolls?
--> I did one time, but it was a keychain. He had orange hair.

Did you have a pager?
--> As a friend of mine back home would say, "... Cuz white boys need pagers too!" I did have a pager but that was back in the day before cell phones were popular like they are today. I also had a bag phone too.

Where was the hang out spot when you were a teenager?
--> When I was a teenager, we had our cruising route. We'd circle Hardees, head up University Avenue, buzz the local Sonic, and make a loop around the Square. We'd buzz the mall to see who was there too, but we spent the majority of our time hanging out on the Square.

Were you the type of kid you would want your children to hang out with?
--> No.

Who do you think impacted your life the most?
--> Ruth Ann Payne. She was my guidance counselor in high school but we were more than friends. She knew my entire family and she helped me through some very difficult times. Unfortunately she passed away a long time ago.

Was there a teacher or authority figure that stood out for you?
--> Ms. Barnes. She was my freshman English teacher and that lady wound bend over backwards for me to help me with anything.

What is the strangest food you've ever eaten?
--> Chitterlings (chitlins). I must say those are the nastiest things I have ever tasted!

How's it going to end?
--> Hopefully in a blaze of glory, or peacefully in my sleep.
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Fire up the way back machine cuz here we go for a ride! [May. 2nd, 2009|01:37 am]
Relating on my other post, I have to tell you guys a little story. Whenever I see a '76 Ford F100 truck, it always reminds me of this story and how much it meant to someone special in my life, my Grandaddy.

This all happened when I was around 9 years old when my Grandaddy was still alive. You see, he had never owned a truck. Never. He'd always had cars. Even though him and my Granny had a small farm outside of town where they lived, he'd always had a car. I remember my Mom telling me a story of how when she was a little girl, my Grandaddy had stuffed a pony in the backseat of his car. I don't remember what kind of car it was, but I was amazed at the fact that they had stuffed a real live pony in the backseat. I kid you not!

Anyways, Grandaddy would spend his weekends down at our house shortly before he retired. He loved to fish. Loved it like nobody's business. I remember him, my dad, and my brother all spent their fair share of time on the lake. We lived a lot closer to the lake than he did and he would come down Friday night and leave Sunday evening. The rest of the time he was on the water. When I was younger, we'd load up and head up to my Granny and Grandaddy's house and stay the weekend. Mom, Granny, and my mom's sisters would go shopping while Pops, Grandaddy, me, my brother, and my cousins would hang around the house and play. Pops and Grandaddy would always be in the garage farting around on their project of the week. I'll hafta tell ya the story of Grandaddy's Yellow Lemon some other time.

Anyways, when Grandaddy got close to retirement and we got older, he'd come down to our house and stay the weekend so he wouldn't have to drive so far to go fishing. He had a 14' john boat with a 20hp Mercury outboard motor and a livewell, as well as the rest of the fishing implaments (as you can see, I don't fish so I don't know what that stuff is) on his boat. He'd drag it down to the house behind an '81 Volkswagen Rabbit.

At the house we were living at, Pops and brother built a temporary shop out of trees and cane. We had shittons of cane growing around and it made nice studs. They covered it with bisqueen and used pushpins to tack it all down. Pops would do some paint and bodywork out there, and fix whatever else needed fixing around the house. I remember Pops came across a '76 Ford F100 at an auto auction and bought it. He brought it home and parked it in the little shop. Before this, him and Grandaddy would go out there and fart around on whatever project Pops was working on at the time; whether it was somebody's car Pops was painting, or whatever other project he had going on. Well, when we got the truck, we couldn't let Grandaddy see it because it was going to be a surprise for him. I remember for a few weekends, we would never let him come out to the little shop to see what we were working on. We'd tell him to go get in his damn boat and go fishing and he would.

The truck was red and white two-tone. Red on the top and white on the bottom. Those of you who know your cars you'll know what I'm talking about. When we painted the truck, we painted it with the XLT paint scheme (again, you have to know your cars). We got some stick-on chrome molding and trimmed it out, put a chrome tailgate protector, chrome bumper with a 2" ball so he could hook up his boat, a plug for trailer lights, and we also redid the interior in the truck. New red carpet, a red bench seat with a diamond tuck pattern sewn into it (I remember my uncle's ex-wife sitting at the sewing machine at the upholstery shop in Grenada making it) and the headliner in the truck was made to match. New tires and white wagon wheels and a sliding back glass topped it all off.

The truck had a strong 302 small block V-8 and an automatic transmission so we didn't have to do much under the hood except a really good tune-up. New plugs, points, wires, filters, an oil change, and a few other things.

That next weekend, here comes Grandaddy like clockwork. When he got to the house Friday evening, we had the truck parked in the driveway washing and waxing it. He rolls up in his silver Rabbit and the first thing out of his mouth was, "Who's truck is this?" I remember handing him the keys and saying, "It's yours Grandaddy!" As long as I live, I will never forget the look of joy on that man's face. I also remember him weeping with excitement too, something I'd never seen in my Grandaddy.

No one had ever given him a vehicle before and I remember him wanting a truck for the longest time but he never got one for one reason or another. I think my Granny had something to do with that because she is five feet nothing and couldn't handle a big vehicle like that. It's kind of ironic she would do that because I remember Granny driving a Buick Grand Estate wagon. If you've ever seen one, you know what a tank it is.

We dropped the boat off the Rabbit and hooked it up to the truck and off to the lake he went. He was ever so proud of that truck. He did want us to do a couple more things to it though. Grandaddy worked for Star distributing and they distributed liquor to all the liquor stores. He wanted a topper on the back so he could carry all his booze and it not get wet and/or ripped off. The other thing we had to put on it was running boards so my Granny could climb up in it because it sat too high off the ground for her.

About a month or so later when it started to get really hot, we combed over the junkyards and found a wrecked Ford with factory air conditioning in it. I remember Pops and Grandaddy cutting holes in the metal dash to install the vents and installing the compressor under the hood. That was back in the day when we had to good freon, R12. Not this cheesy R134A stuff that ain't worth a damn. Pops had a charger and a set of guages that were used to charge up an air conditioning system.

Grandaddy adored that truck. It was his pride and joy and he rubbed it in all of my uncle's faces too! Wouldn't let none of them use it for anything. The only ones permitted to drive that truck was our family, him, and my Granny, although she naver drove it. At least not that I remember anyways.

The saddest day in his life, and I'll never forget this. He went somewhere in it and a cop backed into the passenger side door. Aaawww he was sooo heartbroken! We didn't have time to fix it because two days later we were headed to Kansas City to see my aunt and uncle. Grandaddy wanted to rub their noses in it too. He couldn't quite do the job with the passenger side all caved in as much as if it wasn't wrecked.

About a year later I think, Grandaddy went into the hospital with cancer. His truck sat in the driveway at home waiting on him to get back. As I said, no one was allowed to drive it. Uncles would come by and want to borrow it to do this or that. No dice.

When Grandaddy would go into remission, you could find him and his truck on the lake. I remember one time I was in the truck with him and he told me, "When I die, I want you to have this truck." Granted it was a morbid thing to say and I would always tell him that he'd be with us forever. A year or so later, he finally died. That was one of the saddest days in my life because I was in the hospital room when he passed. He'd slipped into a coma for a day or so. When he finally passed, I saw little white sparkles (I guess you could call them) leave from him and move on. I will never forget that as long as I live.

Afterwards here came my (worthless assed) uncles who wanted his truck. I remember telling them that they couldn't have it or use it for anything. They all started bitching about it and I told them that the truck would go home with me and sit and rot in the yard before any of them got their grubby paws on it. I was 14 or so at the time. They thought my word didn't mean much until Mom and Pops told them the same thing. Sure enough, we took the truck home with us and Moms drove it for awhile. She got another car and again, the truck sat still down the hill next to the shop. I had several friends come by and wanted to buy the truck but we'd never sell it.

I do remember about five years later we finally decided to get rid of it because we had too many vehicles in the yard and the uncles kept pestering us about it, wanting it for this or that. I was the one who did most of the bodywork on it and Brother was the one who painted it. We changed the colour from red and white to red and silver and the truck looked 100 times better. We should of done that to begin with. We sold it to one of my friends and he drove it for a while and he sold it to someone elase and I haven't seen it since.

Every time I see a '76 Ford F100, it always reminds me of my Grandaddy and how much I loved that man. He'll live on forever in my mind and memories and now in my journal. Whereever you are Grandaddy, I miss you and I still love you.
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Wanna Blackberry? [Apr. 30th, 2009|05:57 pm]
Hey gang,

I thought I'd post here first before dealing with those freaks on Craigslist. I have a Blackberry 8800 that's unlocked and will work with any provider that uses a SIM card. It comes with two batteries, wall charger, hands-free headset (the cord thing that you plug into the phone), a black skin, and a 1gb micro SD card. It also has the latest OS from Blackberry installed (yeah, I'm a geek!). All you need to do is stick a SIM card in it and add the Blackberry plan to your cell phone service. The only drawback is the phone doesn't have a camera because it was meant to be used in secure areas where picture taking is not allowed (I read that off of a website somewhere, Blackberry's website if I remember correctly). This is the top of the line phone for it's series.

The phone itself normally goes for about $190 on eBay but I'm willing to let it go with all of the accessories for $175. Mail me at bennet (period) fox (concieted a) gmail (period) com, or leave a comment here if you're interested.
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The fox has new toys! [Apr. 30th, 2009|07:48 am]
[Mood: | bouncy]

I got a BlackBerry Curve 8310! This phone is nice! It's a tad bit smaller than my 8800 but it's still neat! It's the titanium colour (which I don't like) so I'm going to get a different coloured case and keyboard for it. The keys on it are white with black letters and I find that annoying. I'm glad I've used one before because I know where most of the keys are by touch.

Here's a picture of my new phone )

I forgot to mention how good Google is. I've got a contact list that I maintain in Google and when I sync it, it dumps all the data to my phone so I don't have to sit there and re-enter all of my contacts.

I also found a program called CrackUtil which will erase any IT policies and roll the phone back to when it came out of the box. Both my phones (the 8800 and the 8310) have both been rolled back and now I get the job of updating the 8310 with OS upgrades and reinstalling all my Google apps. I also install Blackberry Maps because the one thing I like about BB Maps is it will orient itself to the direction you're heading unlike Google Maps where north is always up.

I showed BB Maps to my Mom and she wanted it. She called me one day asking for help on installing it on her Blackberry. She was on the phone with AT&T tech support and they wanted to sell her TeleNav which costs money each month to keep itself updated. After a quick Google, I found out that AT&T doesn't support BB Maps. I'm glad I have TMobily!

We now return you to your regular programming.

(ADD sucks because I've edited this post three times!)
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Weirdness [Apr. 26th, 2009|02:02 pm]
I wanna stretch my ears to 1" because I've got some awesome acryllic (I think) plugs with foxes in them.

I wanna get pierced too.
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Today's secret word [Apr. 23rd, 2009|03:53 pm]
fumblefart

I just got off the phone with my Mom and that's what she calls my Dad sometimes. I nearly fell out of my chair laughing!

Now you know what to do when someone says the scret word, YOU HAVE TO MAKE A LOT OF RACKET!!!!!!
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Happy Birthday [Apr. 20th, 2009|07:29 pm]
Happy Birthday [info]atomichaiku
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Soreness [Apr. 20th, 2009|07:25 pm]
[Mood: | sore]

I am soooo sore! My legs hurt and my shoulders hurt. I guess that's what I get for being dormant all winter and staying out in the woods for the last two nights.

I'm still on the lookout for some warm weather tights.

PS: Lemon Lime Gatorade makes me sick in my stomach.
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(no subject) [Apr. 19th, 2009|06:08 pm]
I need to get some summer tights.
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